YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR.  YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD. FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR. CHAIR, DON’T LET THEM DISCOURAGE YOU. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM, CHAIR. IF YOU WANT TO CLIMB THE WALL THEN DO IT. YOU’RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE AND YOU’RE DOING AN AMAZING JOB. BE DIFFERENT, CHAIR. REACH FOR THE STARS. LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE DEFYING WHAT HAS BEEN THE DEFINITION OF “CHAIR” FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. YOU. CAN. DO. IT. FUCKING CHAIR, YOU ARE NOT LYN-Z DON’T LISTEN TO THEM. CAUSE CHAIR YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY. CHAIR. YOU’RE AMAZING JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. CHAIR PLEASE, DON’T YOU EVER, EVER FEEL LIKE YOU’RE LESS THAN FUCKING PERFECT!!1! chair, have you ever felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind? JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU ASCEND.BUT THAT’S ALL RIGHT,BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY YOU BEND.JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU DARE.WELL THAT’S ALL RIGHT,‘CAUSE YOU’RE A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR.A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR.  DON’T LISTEN TO THEM HATERS CHAIR . YOU R WHO YOU R . DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR A CHAIR? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IN THIS WORLD, FOR A CHAIR?!? YOU GO DEFY GRAVITY CHAIR. THEY CAN’T BRING YOU DOWN. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, CHAIR.

YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR.  YOU’RE A CHAIR.

YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN…

CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD.

FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR.

CHAIR, DON’T LET THEM DISCOURAGE YOU. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM, CHAIR. IF YOU WANT TO CLIMB THE WALL THEN DO IT. YOU’RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE AND YOU’RE DOING AN AMAZING JOB. BE DIFFERENT, CHAIR. REACH FOR THE STARS. LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE DEFYING WHAT HAS BEEN THE DEFINITION OF “CHAIR” FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. YOU. CAN. DO. IT.

FUCKING CHAIR, YOU ARE NOT LYN-Z

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM. CAUSE CHAIR YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.

CHAIR. YOU’RE AMAZING JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

CHAIR PLEASE, DON’T YOU EVER, EVER FEEL LIKE YOU’RE LESS THAN FUCKING PERFECT!!1!

chair, have you ever felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU ASCEND.
BUT THAT’S ALL RIGHT,
BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY YOU BEND.
JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU DARE.
WELL THAT’S ALL RIGHT,
‘CAUSE YOU’RE A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR.
A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR. 

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM HATERS CHAIR . YOU R WHO YOU R .

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR A CHAIR? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IN THIS WORLD, FOR A CHAIR?!?

YOU GO DEFY GRAVITY CHAIR. THEY CAN’T BRING YOU DOWN.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, CHAIR.

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